Today at the Guld House, one of my elf's has been playing with matches and it seems the combined elf's are not going to own up to who it was. This is SERIOUS Business!!! Both of them are lying and the cheif of the house (that would be me, because I am feeling very empowerd today) has put the foot down!! We will NOT be going to the local hall tonight, we will NOT be having a "Casserole, Card and Cake Night", they will NOT be able to play with their friends and they WILL be going to bed early!! Currently they have been crying for an hour and I will NOT give in..............Parenting!!!! I must have been nuts to think I could do this JOB!!
This is a bugger, I was so looking forward to whipping my neighbors buts at cards..........they'll keep!