Finn : Hey mum can Julie* come around for a play?
Me : Sorry mate, she has to move house this weekend.
Asha : Why is she moving house?
Me : Well Julie and her partner have decided to separate and she needs to move into a new house.
Asha : What was her partners name?
Me : Emma*
Asha:............(silence...thinking)....Emma's a girl mum.
Me : Yes Asha, Julies partner was a woman.
Asha : Isn't Julie looking for a man now?
Me : yes Asha, she is.
Asha :...........(very long silence)...........GOOOOOWD MUM, DO YOU THINK SHE COULD MAKE UP HER MIND!!! IT'S REALLY VERY CONFUSING!!
Me : Pissing myself laughing "Yes, love it kinda is!!"
*Julie and Emma are not their real names. They have been changed to protect the privacy of the women involved.