Take 1 middle aged flu ridden woman.
Add soft (may have been a little erotic) romance novel.
Enjoy story line until leading lady gets cervical cancer.
Google early symptoms of cervical cancer, just to keep those things fresh in mind.
Realise 1 hour later......I have no cervix.
Hysterectomy a few years back.....kinda forgot!
Gowd forbid.....is this early dementia???? SHOOT ME NOW!