I lived a life of a NORMAL PERSON. I had a nice house with beige painted walls, matching sofa, crystal glasses and the perfect make up and hair. I was, in my own stuck up, special way....quite posh. Everything was perfect, the new house, the new car, the good job. The kids were clean and we were all so perfectly pretty.
I now have a chook roaming in my house..........................Oh! What a fall from grace I have fell.
"Can someone PLEEEEEEEASE get chick-o-letta out of the GOD DAM HOUSE!!"
For your own entertainment, you would be delighted to know, it took 5 minutes of chasing said hen, with the help of 2 children and one labrador until capture was achieved.
SHOOT ME NOW!